Life is too short. Don’t waste it reading my Whatsapp status…
Tried to loose weight… But it keeps finding me.
I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by selling my car.
I’m looking for a bank loan which can perform two things..give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.
lazy People Fact #5812672793 You were too lazy to read that number.
Sleep till you’re hungry… Eat till you’re sleepy.
If your bad. Call me your Dad.
If I was asked what a friend looks like, I would seat next to you and hold you tight because you define what true friendship really is.
Friends are the family you choose
Good friends will share the umbrella. Best friends will steal it and yell: It’s Awesome, Now Run!