I like cars with edges and women with curves
Money may not buy happiness, but I’d rather cry in a Jaguar than on a bus.
Just because I don’t care doesn’t mean I don’t understand.
A conclusion is the part where you got tired of thinking.
Don’t take life too seriously, you won’t get out alive.
Be smarter than your smartphone
I am more afraid of leaving my phone unlocked around my family than I am of dying
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food.
You don’t need a silver fork to eat good food.
Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back