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Daily Updated English Status Quotes for Google Allo

I like cars with edges and women with curves

Money may not buy happiness, but I’d rather cry in a Jaguar than on a bus.

Just because I don’t care doesn’t mean I don’t understand.

A conclusion is the part where you got tired of thinking.

Don’t take life too seriously, you won’t get out alive.

Be smarter than your smartphone

I am more afraid of leaving my phone unlocked around my family than I am of dying

I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food.

You don’t need a silver fork to eat good food.

Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back

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