Daily Updated English Status Quotes for Google Allo

For Sale: BRAIN. used less, perfect working condition.

Money won’t work until you work for money.

Better you choose your career rather than career choosing you.

Never laugh at your wife’s choices because you are probably one of them.

I just want to die young as late as possible.

If you’re talking about me on my back,I don’t Care!

One day your life will flash before your eyes. Make sure its worth watching.

I am born to EXPRESS not to IMPRESS.

A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer.

Make sure you did something before checking out of life.

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