English Whatsapp Status

100 Best Funny Status Quotes for Whatsapp of All Times

Decided to burn lots of calories today so I set a fat kid on fire.

When I’m on my death bed, I want my final words to be “I left one million dollars in the…

I wake up when I cant hold my pee in any longer.

My father always told me, ‘Find a job you love and you’ll never have to work a day in your life.

Life is too short smile while you still have teeth…

My study period = 15 minutes. My break time = 3 hours.

If College has taught us anything, it’s texting without looking 🙂

I’m Jealous Of My Parents… I’ll Never Have A Kid As Cool As Theirs!

Here my dad comes on whatsapp… From now on my status would be ‘***no status***’ or just a smiley…

Don’t kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbors are not.

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