Whoever says “Good Morning” on Monday’s deserves to get slapped 🙂
Mosquitoes are like family. Annoying but they carry your blood.
Who needs television when there is so much drama on Facebook.
Everything funnier when your supposed to be quiet..
I want someone to look at me the way I look at cupcakes!!
Save water drink beer.
6 Peg Loading .. 😀
Dear Lord, there is a bug in your software…it’s called #Monday, please fix it
Always wear cute pajamas to bed you’ll never know who you will meet in your dreams.
God is really creative , i mean ..just look at me 😛