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100 Best Funny Status Quotes for Whatsapp of All Times

life is short…smile while you still have teeth.

Doing nothing is very hard thing to do…you never know when to finish.

light travels faster than sound…that’s why people appear bright until they speak.

Hmmmm…..Don’t copy my status.

People say everything happens for a reason. So when I punch you in the face, remember I have a reason. 😉

80% of boys have girlfriends.. Rest 20% are having brain.

If you can’t convince them, Confuse them.

I love my job only when I’m on vacation.

The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.

AwesoME ends with ME and Ugly starts with U.

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