English Whatsapp Status

100 Best Funny Status Quotes for Whatsapp of All Times

When it’s you against me, you either win or you die!!!

I hate men but I’m not lesbian.

Don’t get a man(woman) ,get a dog …they are loyal and they die sooner.

Some people should just give up at engineering( or medical) ………i have.

Everybody is so happy….I hate that.

I Wonder What Happen’s When Doctor’s Wife Eats An Apple A Day 😉

Do you ever just lie on knees and thank god that you know me and my intelligence???

Who care’s ?????………..I’m awsome

I had to take sick day.I’m sick of those peoples.

Hey,you are reading my status again??

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