Checking your symptoms on Google and accepting that fact that you’re going to die.
When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.
Wrestling is obviously fake. Why would two people fight over a belt when neither of them are wearing pants?
Sorry about those texts I sent you last night, my phone was drunk.
We are WTF generation …. WhatsApp, Twitter and Facebook 😀
Having a best friend with the same mental disorder is a blessing. LOL
It’s been 70+ years, Tom. You’re never going to eat Jerry 🙂
I want some one to give me a Loan and then leave me Alone. 🙂
There’s like 7 billion people in this world and no one wants to date me. I hate this world … huh
The most powerful words other than I LOVE YOU is “Salary is Credited” 🙂