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Best Funny Quotes for Facebook Status Updates

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing.

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight.

X says don’t look at me in that tone of voice.

If you love something, let it go. If it comes back, it was meant to be. If it does not, hunt it down & kill it.

Boys will be boys as long as there are no girls in the picture.

Marriage is like going to a restaurant and order your choice from the menu, And then look at neighbouring table n wish you”d ordered that.

If life gives you questions, Google gives you answers.

Money can’t buy happiness, but it pays for internet, which is pretty much the same thing.

Best Funny Status Quotes for Whatsapp

FACEBOOK STORY: Add as friend – Approve -> Write something on wall -Intro – Everyday chatting – Ask number phone – Messaging – Calling – Meeting – Express love – Make relationship status – Hangout – Misunderstanding – Fight – Break up – Unfriend – Block !THE END

The police are on the way to arrest you for stealing my heart, hijacking my feelings, and driving me crazy.

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