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Best Funny Quotes for Facebook Status Updates

Best Funny Facebook Status Quotes

Sharing funny quotes as your facebook status is a great way to get a lot of attention without revealing personal information. By updating your status with funny quotes you can get a lot of likes, shares and comments as well. Most of the facebook users use facebook to relieve their stress and they want to spend their free time in a good way. When they see something funny, they will like or react on that post for sure. So without any further description we are presenting 80 best funny facebook status quotes. Read all quotes and enjoy!

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of payments.

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back in your pocket.

The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets.

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong.

Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

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