Celebrities Quotes, More Than 100 Quotes By Famous Celebrities

You know you have a drinking problem when the bartender knows your name — and you’ve never been to that bar before. Zach Galifianakis

He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house. Zsa Zsa Gabor

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. Robin Williams

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known. Walt Disney

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. Chris Rock


Fashions have done more harm than revolutions. Victor Hugo

My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic. Spike Milligan

All the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911. Lewis Black

If you’re gonna be two-faced at least make one of them pretty. Marilyn Monroe

Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease. Bill Maher