Celebrities Quotes, More Than 100 Quotes By Famous Celebrities

I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong. Bertrand Russell

Recession is when a neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours. Ronald Reagan

Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country. Steven Wright

How many people here have telekenetic powers? Raise my hand. Emo Philips

One man’s folly is another man’s wife. Helen Rowland

There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full. Henry A. Kissinger

It was so hot today that Burger King was singing, “if you want it your way, cook it yourself.” Johnny Carson

Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope. Bill Cosby

Today you are You, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is Youer than You. Dr. Seuss

(Happy Birthday To You) I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle. Mitch Hedberg