Celebrities Quotes, More Than 100 Quotes By Famous Celebrities

Any kid will run any errand for you, if you ask at bedtime. Red Skelton

Life is what happens to you while you’re busy making other plans. John Lennon

People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do. Isaac Asimov

Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it’s better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring. Marilyn Monroe

Some government workers are dedicated and work hard, but most of them are just waiting to retire. Wanda Sykes

All people are born alike – except Republicans and Democrats. Groucho Marx

I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her. Rodney Dangerfield Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read. Groucho Marx

The only thing I know about Africa is that it’s far, far away. About a thirty-five hour flight. The boat ride’s so long, there are still slaves on their way here. Chris Rock

I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me. Warren Buffett

I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink. Joe E. Lewis