Celebrities Quotes, More Than 100 Quotes By Famous Celebrities

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot. Groucho Marx

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city. George Burns

Some sad news from Australia… the inventor of the boomerang grenade died today. Johnny Carson

A vegetarian is a person who won’t eat anything that can have children. David Brenner

All generalizations are false, including this one. Mark Twain


If two wrongs don’t make a right, try three. Laurence J. Peter

Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you. Joey Adams

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. Mitch Hedberg

I intend to live forever. So far, so good. Steven Wright

My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She’s ninety-seven now, and we don’t know where the hell she is. Ellen DeGeneres