Celebrities Quotes, More Than 100 Quotes By Famous Celebrities

A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, “At my age, I don’t even buy green bananas.” Claude Pepper The first time I sang in the church choir; two hundred people changed their religion. Fred Allen

The day I made that statement, about the inventing the internet, I was tired because I’d been up all night inventing the Camcorder. Al Gore

Be yourself; everyone else is already taken. Oscar Wilde

Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much. Oscar Wilde Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry. Bill Cosby

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. Benjamin Franklin


I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific. Lily Tomlin

Housework can’t kill you, but why take a chance? Phyllis Diller

Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them. P. J. O’Rourke

We got so much food in America we’re allergic to food. Allergic to food! Hungry people ain’t allergic to s**t. You think anyone in Rwanda’s got a f**king lactose intolerance?! Chris Rock

White man makes guns? No problem. Black rapper says “gun”? Congressional hearing. Chris Rock I am not afraid of death, I just don’t want to be there when it happens. Woody Allen