Celebrities Quotes, More Than 100 Quotes By Famous Celebrities

I don’t deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don’t deserve that either. Jack Benny

When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always. Rita Rudner

If at first you don’t succeed… so much for skydiving. Henny Youngman

Miami Beach is where neon goes to die. Lenny Bruce

If you can’t explain it to a six year old, you don’t understand it yourself. Albert Einstein

If I want to knock a story off the front page, I just change my hairstyle. Hillary Clinton

Be nice to nerds. You may end up working for them. We all could. Charles J. Sykes

Men want three things in life. Food, sex, and silence. So feed me, f**k me and shut the f**k up! Chris Rock

We need two kinds of acquaintances, one to complain to, while to the others we boast. Logan P. Smith

There’s no better feeling in the world than a warm pizza box on your lap. Kevin James

Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples. George Burns

Why don’t you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini? Robert Benchley

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