Celebrities Quotes, More Than 100 Quotes By Famous Celebrities

My God. We’ve had cloning in the South for years. It’s called cousins. Robin Williams

Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it. Laurence J. Peter

It’s simple, if it jiggles, it’s fat. Arnold Schwarzenegger

Men don’t care what’s on TV. They only care what else is on TV. Jerry Seinfeld

The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron. Phyllis Diller


TV is chewing gum for the eyes. Frank Lloyd Wright

I have not failed. I’ve just found 10,000 ways that won’t work. Thomas A. Edison

I’ve always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives. Billy Connolly

Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away. Robert Maynard Hutchins

Men are only as loyal as their options. Bill Maher