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Best Facebook Status Quotes 2016

I want some one to give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.

I feel lazier than the guy who drew the Japanese flag.

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.

When you’re good, you’re good, when you’re awesome you’re me.

The zoo is a pretty safe place to fart.

One day, I’m gonna make the onions cry.

Doing the moonwalk is the only way to look cool while wiping dog crap off your shoes.

Before talking; Please connect the tongue to the brain!

I’m jealous of my parents, i’ll never have a kid as cool as theirs.

Can I take your picture?? I love to collect pictures of natural disasters.

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