Best Facebook Status Quotes 2019

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Facebook is very common an everyone you see around you is connected to Facebook and finding friends. People read the status with keen interest and comment and like the status. We have collected many Facebook status which you can upload as your status and you will get stunning response.

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Don’t like me? Cool, I don’t wake up every day to impress you.

The only reason I am fat is because a tiny body couldn’t store all this personality.

Was going to rob a bank today but the pen was chained to the desk.

Yes, I agree. Mums can find everything. Except for the ringing phone in their bags!

Faces YOU Make ON The Toilet (o_o) (>_<) (0_0) (^_^).

God is really creative, i mean..just look at me.

May I go to the toilet = I’m fucking bored.

Relationship Status: Looking for a WiFi connection.

Sometimes all you need is love. Lol, just kidding, you need money. :’).

Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up.