Parachute for sale, used once, never opened!!
The richer you get, the more expensive happiness becomes
Never test how deep the water is with both feet.
Diet rule #1: If nobody sees you eating it, it doesn’t contain any calories.
Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter… people the opposite.
Stop worrying about the world ending today. It’s already tomorrow in Australia.
If you don’t succeed at first, hide all evidence that you tried.
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
Phones are better than girlfriends, At least we can switch off
His story is History, My Story is Mystery.
Don’t kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbors are not.
Not all men are fools, Some stay bachelor