Best Facebook Status Quotes 2019

I’m not online, it’s just an optical illusion.

In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.

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When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it.

How is a poor man a lot like a rich man? They both have an iPhone.

Romantic Facebook Love Status Quotes

If there is a “WILL”, there are 500 relatives.

That’s the secret to life… replace one worry with another.

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.

FREE PUPPIES: Half cocker spaniel, half sneaky neighbors dog.

My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.

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