I’m not online, it’s just an optical illusion.
In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it.
How is a poor man a lot like a rich man? They both have an iPhone.
Romantic Facebook Love Status Quotes
If there is a “WILL”, there are 500 relatives.
That’s the secret to life… replace one worry with another.
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
FREE PUPPIES: Half cocker spaniel, half sneaky neighbors dog.
My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.
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