Best Facebook Status Quotes 2016

I’m not online, it’s just an optical illusion.

In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it.

How is a poor man a lot like a rich man? They both have an iPhone.

Romantic Facebook Love Status Quotes

If there is a “WILL”, there are 500 relatives.

That’s the secret to life… replace one worry with another.

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.

FREE PUPPIES: Half cocker spaniel, half sneaky neighbors dog.

My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.