Best Facebook Status Quotes 2016

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy saving mode.

Hey there whatsapp is using me.

Not always “Available”.. Try your Luck.

Best  Funny Facebook Status Quotes

My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”

I’d rather have honest enemies than fake friends.

Scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal my status

When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.

I believe there should be a better way to start each day… instead of waking up every morning.

I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle!… He’s dreaming too.