Best Facebook Status Quotes 2021

In this specific post we are discussing Best Facebook Status Quotes that will increase the worth of your Facebook profile and you will get many likes on your status update. People mostly use Facebook and Whatsapp to communicate socially. They change their status accordingly and status viewer understand what is the condition now.

So accordingly we have posted 50 best Facebook status in English which will determine your personality and mood and what you are up to now. Hope you guys enjoy it. Don’t forget to read Facebook Status in Hindi as well.

50 Unique Status Quotes for Facebook

Following are the 50 top Facebook status quotes for girls and boys. Chose one for your Facebook and apply any of the following status. You will get maximum likes by updating your Facebook status with the following quotes. You can also update your Whatsapp status with these quotes as well.

When life puts you in tough situations, don’t say, why me? Just say, try me!

Life is Short – Chat Fast!

“Success” all depends on the second letter.

Totally available!! Please disturb me!!��

You have to be ODD, to be number ONE.

You and me make a wonderful WE

Love is blind but loving people is not made 😎

Born to express not to impress.

Its Cute When your Crush’s Crush is You.

You can never buy Love….But still you have to pay for it.

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy saving mode.

Hey there whatsapp is using me.

Not always “Available”.. Try your Luck.

Best  Funny Facebook Status Quotes

My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”

I’d rather have honest enemies than fake friends.

Scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal my status

When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.

I believe there should be a better way to start each day… instead of waking up every morning.

I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle!… He’s dreaming too.

Failure is not an option — it comes bundled with Windows

I may not be perfect, but i’m the best you’ll ever have… you’ll realize it the day i stop coming back

You either live in love or die, there is no way in between

I am single because god is busy writing to best love story for me. 😆

The space between your fingers are meant 2 be filled with mine

My one hand is enough to fight against the world.. If u hold the other one…!

Only Love takes you to heaven without the dying part.

LoVe ThE oNe WhO LoVeS YoU….. nOt ThE oNe WhOm YoU LoVe ??

There are three sides to an argument – your side, my side and the right side

Sometimes you succeed…. and other times you learn.

I’m not online, it’s just an optical illusion.

In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it.

How is a poor man a lot like a rich man? They both have an iPhone.

Romantic Facebook Love Status Quotes

If there is a “WILL”, there are 500 relatives.

That’s the secret to life… replace one worry with another.

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.

FREE PUPPIES: Half cocker spaniel, half sneaky neighbors dog.

My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.

Parachute for sale, used once, never opened!!

The richer you get, the more expensive happiness becomes

Never test how deep the water is with both feet.

Diet rule #1: If nobody sees you eating it, it doesn’t contain any calories.

Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter… people the opposite.

Stop worrying about the world ending today. It’s already tomorrow in Australia.

If you don’t succeed at first, hide all evidence that you tried.

The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.

Phones are better than girlfriends, At least we can switch off

His story is History, My Story is Mystery.

Don’t kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbors are not.

Not all men are fools, Some stay bachelor

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Don’t like me? Cool, I don’t wake up every day to impress you.

The only reason I am fat is because a tiny body couldn’t store all this personality.

Was going to rob a bank today but the pen was chained to the desk.

Yes, I agree. Mums can find everything. Except for the ringing phone in their bags!

Faces YOU Make ON The Toilet (o_o) (>_<) (0_0) (^_^).

God is really creative, i mean..just look at me.

May I go to the toilet = I’m fucking bored.

Relationship Status: Looking for a WiFi connection.

Sometimes all you need is love. Lol, just kidding, you need money. :’).

Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up.

I want some one to give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.

I feel lazier than the guy who drew the Japanese flag.

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.

When you’re good, you’re good, when you’re awesome you’re me.

The zoo is a pretty safe place to fart.

One day, I’m gonna make the onions cry.

Doing the moonwalk is the only way to look cool while wiping dog crap off your shoes.

Before talking; Please connect the tongue to the brain!

I’m jealous of my parents, i’ll never have a kid as cool as theirs.

Can I take your picture?? I love to collect pictures of natural disasters.

The only reason god made cousins so that parents can compare our marks.

People say laughter is the best medicine. Your face must be curing the world.

When life gets tough, remember: You were the strongest sperm.

The difference between pizza and your opinion is that I asked for pizza.

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!

I don’t always lose my phone but when I do its always on silent.

I really need a day in between Saturday and Sunday.

I don’t want to earn my living, I want to live.

Eight letters, three words, one regret. I miss you.

I miss your smile but I miss my own even more.

Behind my smile is everything you’ll never understand.

I still miss him, I miss him, I’m missing him.

The only normal people you know are the ones you don’t know very well.

Life is a mirror and will reflect back to the thinker what he thinks into it.

When I drink alcohol.. Everyone says I’m alcoholic. But.. When I drink Fanta.. No one says I’m fantastic.

Why do parents get so upset about little things like goddamn I left a plate in the sink not a dead body.

I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money so that I can buy the ingredients?

Anyone else sit on the toilet and play with their phone until you realized you have been finished 10 minutes ago?

Justin Bieber was arrested this morning for using men’s toilet.

Money can’t buy happiness, but it pays for internet, which is pretty much the same thing.

I’m not single, I’m just romantically challenged.

The funniest thing in class is when the teacher cracks a joke and no one laughs.

The annoying moment when the TV commercials are so long that you forget what you’re watching.

Remember, there are two words in life that will open a lot of doors for you. Push and Pull.

If you love something, let it go. If it comes back, it was meant to be. If it does not, hunt it down & kill it.

I hate when I am about to hug someone really sexy and my face hits the mirror.

Those who say money can’t buy happiness are shopping at the wrong places.

ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ

Oooooh, thats a bit too harsh. Let me put a ‘lol’ at the end of it.

Dear iPhone, Please stop changing my rude words into nice ones. You piece of shut.

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